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I'm Danger. Stoney in Seattle. Anarchist with a heart too big to hold on to myself. Im obsessed with food. I have a passion for sarcasm and I'm great at ruining things. I'm just a 21 year old young lady trying to figure out how to be a woman. I love most of everything, but some shit I can't stand. I adore music. I listen to just about everything. I tend to complain about shit nobody cares about. Police Crawlin' On My Nuts

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life … But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.


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sassy-chaos:

acid-puunk:

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life … But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.

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You’re not about this life. #LivingTheMeatyDream #FoodPorn #SteakPlease #ButchersDoItBetter

You’re not about this life. #LivingTheMeatyDream #FoodPorn #SteakPlease #ButchersDoItBetter

Working on my Beef skills today. Ribeye anyone? #FoodPorn #ButchersDoItBetter

Working on my Beef skills today. Ribeye anyone? #FoodPorn #ButchersDoItBetter

Life’s a bitch, and this is the reason mine is tolerable lately. Gotta love my main bitch 💜 #FriendLove #RoomieTime #ItsSmokeTime

Life’s a bitch, and this is the reason mine is tolerable lately. Gotta love my main bitch 💜 #FriendLove #RoomieTime #ItsSmokeTime

Carrot cake, extra moist. 💋😘#CreamCheeseWhipFrosting #FoodPorn #KitchenCore #BakedBaker

Carrot cake, extra moist. 💋😘#CreamCheeseWhipFrosting #FoodPorn #KitchenCore #BakedBaker

Well, the roomie and I found out that we got our new apartment! We move in in a few weeks! To celebrate, I made Lomo Saltado! #FoodPorn #KitchenCore #FinalProduct #Nomz #SeattleStoners #WifeMeUp

Well, the roomie and I found out that we got our new apartment! We move in in a few weeks! To celebrate, I made Lomo Saltado! #FoodPorn #KitchenCore #FinalProduct #Nomz #SeattleStoners #WifeMeUp

Mad chillin’, listenin’ to MF the Supa Villain. #SeattlsStoners

Mad chillin’, listenin’ to MF the Supa Villain. #SeattlsStoners

It takes very little to make me very very happy. #StoneyKoalaIsStoned #KushGodBlessedMe #OGKush #TooMuchGangstaInMyLungsForMeToHitAJoint

It takes very little to make me very very happy. #StoneyKoalaIsStoned #KushGodBlessedMe #OGKush #TooMuchGangstaInMyLungsForMeToHitAJoint

If you see something pretty today, take a picture of it.

If you see something pretty today, take a picture of it.