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I'm Danger. Stoney in Seattle. Anarchist with a heart too big to hold on to myself. Im obsessed with food. I have a passion for sarcasm and I'm great at ruining things. I'm just a 21 year old young lady trying to figure out how to be a woman. I love most of everything, but some shit I can't stand. I adore music. I listen to just about everything. I tend to complain about shit nobody cares about. Police Crawlin' On My Nuts

fullmetalpuppy:

Some girls are confident

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some girls are shy

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some girls like boys

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some girls like girls

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sometimes, they like both

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some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

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and some do

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and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

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some girls cover up

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and some girls don’t

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some girls are bigger

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some girls are smaller 

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some girls are smart

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and some girls aren’t

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some girls are nice

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and some girls are mean

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but no matter what,

all girls are people 

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and we should be treated like it.

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

10hh50:

SOMOS MALAS PERO PODEMOS SER PEORES! 

10hh50:

SOMOS MALAS PERO PODEMOS SER PEORES! 

*thinks hard*
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Thinner

Huge shout out to Collin at the @reigncityconcentrates booth for the good conversation and the hook up on this FLAAAMMMEEE ass Blueberry Kush shatter and Northern Lights nuggies ❤️💛💚 and now, after a long day of menu writing and planning…. I’m gonna get high as shit and make my roommate dinner! 


I hope everyone’s having a great Tuesday!!

Huge shout out to Collin at the @reigncityconcentrates booth for the good conversation and the hook up on this FLAAAMMMEEE ass Blueberry Kush shatter and Northern Lights nuggies ❤️💛💚 and now, after a long day of menu writing and planning…. I’m gonna get high as shit and make my roommate dinner!


I hope everyone’s having a great Tuesday!!

This is a face that just got the opportunity of a lifetime. Two weeks of ideas, one night of insanity, and one insanely satisfied koala. 🐨 I’ve done it, ladies and gents! 
I told myself when I was 15 that I’d work hard enough to be a Sous Chef before I hit 25….


Guess I’ll just be 4 years ahead of schedule then. 

#HappinessIsHereAgain #SelfieBecauseAccomplishment #CallMeSous #PlayHardHustleHarder #ButchersDoItBetter #ChefStuff #MothaFUCKyoOpinion

This is a face that just got the opportunity of a lifetime. Two weeks of ideas, one night of insanity, and one insanely satisfied koala. 🐨 I’ve done it, ladies and gents!
I told myself when I was 15 that I’d work hard enough to be a Sous Chef before I hit 25….


Guess I’ll just be 4 years ahead of schedule then.

#HappinessIsHereAgain #SelfieBecauseAccomplishment #CallMeSous #PlayHardHustleHarder #ButchersDoItBetter #ChefStuff #MothaFUCKyoOpinion

loydberg:

disruptnirvana:

papa i’m a millionaire, but Saks Fifth ave. don’t sell affection.

If you got glitches in ya life computer,
Turn it off and then reboot-ah,
Now you back on!

Can’t just put the cap back on the old bottle,
Once you pop it,
That’ll spoil it,
G’on and drink it and enjoy it!

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