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I'm Danger. Stoney in Seattle. Anarchist with a heart too big to hold on to myself. Im obsessed with food. I have a passion for sarcasm and I'm great at ruining things. I'm just a 21 year old young lady trying to figure out how to be a woman. I love most of everything, but some shit I can't stand. I adore music. I listen to just about everything. I tend to complain about shit nobody cares about. Police Crawlin' On My Nuts

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

mylesxmcgehee:

HAHAHAH IM DYING

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon

My world will never be the same

I’m searching for the house in flames.Now that I’ve “started dating” I can’t figure out a number of things. First off, why the fuck can’t I find a guy I don’t have to baby constantly? Where are all the strong independent men that REMAIN strong and Independent when they’re in a relationship? Second, why doesn’t anyone ever want commitment anymore? I don’t want to fuck a million guys, I just want to find one awesome guy I can fuck all of the time. Isn’t that the point? To be happy with one person, if one person is all I want? Third, WHY CANT I BE INDEPENDENT? Whenever I’m talking to someone, it seems like they have to be every ounce of everything to me, but if they’re not it’s an issue. And deary me, hope to science I never ask them to pay me a bit of extra attention sometimes. Where’s the one I won’t get tired of?Where’s the one I want to bring with me wherever I go?Where’s my muse? My confidante? My love beyond all other loves?When’s it my turn to fall?

I’m searching for the house in flames.


Now that I’ve “started dating” I can’t figure out a number of things.

First off, why the fuck can’t I find a guy I don’t have to baby constantly? Where are all the strong independent men that REMAIN strong and Independent when they’re in a relationship?

Second, why doesn’t anyone ever want commitment anymore? I don’t want to fuck a million guys, I just want to find one awesome guy I can fuck all of the time. Isn’t that the point? To be happy with one person, if one person is all I want?

Third, WHY CANT I BE INDEPENDENT? Whenever I’m talking to someone, it seems like they have to be every ounce of everything to me, but if they’re not it’s an issue. And deary me, hope to science I never ask them to pay me a bit of extra attention sometimes.


Where’s the one I won’t get tired of?
Where’s the one I want to bring with me wherever I go?
Where’s my muse? My confidante? My love beyond all other loves?

When’s it my turn to fall?