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I'm Danger. Stoney in Seattle. Anarchist with a heart too big to hold on to myself. Im obsessed with food. I have a passion for sarcasm and I'm great at ruining things. I'm just a 21 year old young lady trying to figure out how to be a woman. I love most of everything, but some shit I can't stand. I adore music. I listen to just about everything. I tend to complain about shit nobody cares about. Police Crawlin' On My Nuts

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Thinner

Huge shout out to Collin at the @reigncityconcentrates booth for the good conversation and the hook up on this FLAAAMMMEEE ass Blueberry Kush shatter and Northern Lights nuggies ❤️💛💚 and now, after a long day of menu writing and planning…. I’m gonna get high as shit and make my roommate dinner! 


I hope everyone’s having a great Tuesday!!

Huge shout out to Collin at the @reigncityconcentrates booth for the good conversation and the hook up on this FLAAAMMMEEE ass Blueberry Kush shatter and Northern Lights nuggies ❤️💛💚 and now, after a long day of menu writing and planning…. I’m gonna get high as shit and make my roommate dinner!


I hope everyone’s having a great Tuesday!!

This is a face that just got the opportunity of a lifetime. Two weeks of ideas, one night of insanity, and one insanely satisfied koala. 🐨 I’ve done it, ladies and gents! 
I told myself when I was 15 that I’d work hard enough to be a Sous Chef before I hit 25….


Guess I’ll just be 4 years ahead of schedule then. 

#HappinessIsHereAgain #SelfieBecauseAccomplishment #CallMeSous #PlayHardHustleHarder #ButchersDoItBetter #ChefStuff #MothaFUCKyoOpinion

This is a face that just got the opportunity of a lifetime. Two weeks of ideas, one night of insanity, and one insanely satisfied koala. 🐨 I’ve done it, ladies and gents!
I told myself when I was 15 that I’d work hard enough to be a Sous Chef before I hit 25….


Guess I’ll just be 4 years ahead of schedule then.

#HappinessIsHereAgain #SelfieBecauseAccomplishment #CallMeSous #PlayHardHustleHarder #ButchersDoItBetter #ChefStuff #MothaFUCKyoOpinion

loydberg:

disruptnirvana:

papa i’m a millionaire, but Saks Fifth ave. don’t sell affection.

If you got glitches in ya life computer,
Turn it off and then reboot-ah,
Now you back on!

Can’t just put the cap back on the old bottle,
Once you pop it,
That’ll spoil it,
G’on and drink it and enjoy it!

2 weeks ago13,447 plays

hoopyinhawaii:

I simply had to share this video, not only because her moves are crisp and fresh, but also because of her commentary over the video. She sums it all up pretty well—this circle, this life.

philosokitty:

1)Defending yourself from your friends/significant other who say “You’re getting ANOTHER ONE??”

2)Being a mild hazard to all living and non-living things around you

3)Eternal hoop bruises

4)Being treated like a child because you play with a “kid’s toy”

5)Being expected to ‘perform a routine’…

THIS!! ALL OF THE THINGS!

Dedications | Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY